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Desperate Housewives
Bree: How could we have all forgotten about this?
Lynette: We didn't exactly forget. It's just usually when the hostess dies, the party is off.

Bree: Rex cries when he ejaculates.

Mary Alice: Susan had met the enemy. And she? Was a slut.

Rex: I can't believe you tried to kill me.
Bree: Yes, well, I feel badly about that.

Bree: To be honest, the only thing I don't like about sex is the scrotum. I mean, obviously it has its practical applications but I'm just not a fan.

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