[MissLilli]

LORELAI: You have luggage?

LUKE: Yes, I have luggage. Why wouldn't I have luggage?

LORELAI: You never go anywhere.

LUKE: I just went on a seven-country cruise.

LORELAI: That's right, the mystery cruise that you don't wanna talk about.

LUKE: I told you I brought luggage. What more info do you need?

LORELAI: Why won't you tell me what happened?

LUKE: Because.

LORELAI: Why? Luke, I swear, I'm dying to know, but every time I bring it up, you spaz out. Why won't you tell me? I would tell you.

LUKE: Yes, but I wouldn't wanna know.

LORELAI: Did something happen with you and Nicole?

LUKE: Yes.

LORELAI: What? Did you propose?

LUKE: Yes.

LORELAI: Oh my God, you proposed?

LUKE: Yes, I proposed.

LORELAI: This is big. This is huge.

LUKE: There's more.

LORELAI: There's more? Okay, well, what? Did she say yes?

LUKE: Yes.

LORELAI: She said yes. You proposed and she said yes. Wow, I -

LUKE: There's more.

LORELAI: And there's more after you proposed and she said yes? What, you -

LUKE: We got married.

LORELAI: You got married? How could you get married?

LUKE: We asked the captain and he married us.

LORELAI: And that's legal?

LUKE: Apparently.

LORELAI: So you're married? You're legally married? This is just -

LUKE: Actually, there's a little more.

LORELAI: And she's pregnant. Oh my God, you finally reproduced.

LUKE: We're getting divorced.

LORELAI: I'm gonna sit down now.

LUKE: It just all happened so fast.

LORELAI: Well, yeah.


so bitte sehr, ich hab nicht widerstehen können*g*