31.08.2005, 00:04
[font="]Dawson's Creek
[/font] [font="]Pacey: [/font][font="]So you're a smartass? Guess that's why they put us together. People think I'm a smartass too.
Buzz: But when they get to know you they discover that under the gruff exterior lies a vulnerable beating heart. Get real. I'm not like the kids on "Seventh Heaven" and I'm not like you, Pissy.
Pacey: Pacey.
Buzz: Whatever, Pissy.
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[font="]Pacey: Dawson Leery couldn't have scripted this any better.
Joey: What do you mean?
Pacey: Don't you get it? No matter what I do, he wins. If I drop out, he wins. If I race, Iâm forced into competing with him. If I win that race, I beat... you. And guess who wins?[/font]
[font="]Joey:[/font][font="] So youâre in love with me, huh?
Pacey: Not right this second. Right now youâre just this crazy drunk girl Iâm trying to get into the house without waking up all the paying customers at her sisterâs Bed & Breakfast. But in general, yes.[/font]
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[/font][font="]Pacey:[/font][font="]I asked if it bothered you.
Joey: No. It doesnât bother me.
[/font][font="]Pacey[/font][font="]: It bothers you.
Joey: It does not bother me. It bothers you.
You just want it to bother me, too.
Pacey: Okay, then whatâs bothering you?
[/font][font="]Joey:[/font][font="] You.[/font]
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Drue:[/font][font="] There you are, Potter. I never got the chance to thank you for ruining my night.
Joey: Could we maybe do this later?
Drue: Sure. How 'bout midnight? Just in time to watch you turn back into a pumpkin.[/font][font="]
[/font][font="]Joey:[/font][font="] Can you even imagine Pacey trying to deal with a baby?
Gretchen: The funny thing is that Pacey would probably like the idea of a baby. Heâs great with kids, attentive to women. The problem with the scenario is that Pacey canât deal with Pacey.[/font]
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Pacey: My family doesn't give a crap about me or my birthday, Jo. It's just an excuse for my Dad to get drunker than usual, eat some cake, tell me I'm a disappointment, and then pass out in his chair watching "When Animals Attack."[/font]
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Joey:[/font][font="] Well, I certainly hope youâre not expecting me to help you out. âCause Iâm never having sex again.
Dawson: Never?
Joey: Ever.
Dawson: Okay, sex with Drue or work at the yacht club for the rest of your life?
Joey: Oh, sex with Drue, easy.
Dawson: Joey!
Joey: Câmon, heâs vaguely cute once you get past that whole sociopath thing.[/font]
[/font] [font="]Pacey: [/font][font="]So you're a smartass? Guess that's why they put us together. People think I'm a smartass too.
Buzz: But when they get to know you they discover that under the gruff exterior lies a vulnerable beating heart. Get real. I'm not like the kids on "Seventh Heaven" and I'm not like you, Pissy.
Pacey: Pacey.
Buzz: Whatever, Pissy.
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[font="]Pacey: Dawson Leery couldn't have scripted this any better.
Joey: What do you mean?
Pacey: Don't you get it? No matter what I do, he wins. If I drop out, he wins. If I race, Iâm forced into competing with him. If I win that race, I beat... you. And guess who wins?[/font]
[font="]Joey:[/font][font="] So youâre in love with me, huh?
Pacey: Not right this second. Right now youâre just this crazy drunk girl Iâm trying to get into the house without waking up all the paying customers at her sisterâs Bed & Breakfast. But in general, yes.[/font]
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[/font][font="]Pacey:[/font][font="]I asked if it bothered you.
Joey: No. It doesnât bother me.
[/font][font="]Pacey[/font][font="]: It bothers you.
Joey: It does not bother me. It bothers you.
You just want it to bother me, too.
Pacey: Okay, then whatâs bothering you?
[/font][font="]Joey:[/font][font="] You.[/font]
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Drue:[/font][font="] There you are, Potter. I never got the chance to thank you for ruining my night.
Joey: Could we maybe do this later?
Drue: Sure. How 'bout midnight? Just in time to watch you turn back into a pumpkin.[/font][font="]
[/font][font="]Joey:[/font][font="] Can you even imagine Pacey trying to deal with a baby?
Gretchen: The funny thing is that Pacey would probably like the idea of a baby. Heâs great with kids, attentive to women. The problem with the scenario is that Pacey canât deal with Pacey.[/font]
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Pacey: My family doesn't give a crap about me or my birthday, Jo. It's just an excuse for my Dad to get drunker than usual, eat some cake, tell me I'm a disappointment, and then pass out in his chair watching "When Animals Attack."[/font]
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Joey:[/font][font="] Well, I certainly hope youâre not expecting me to help you out. âCause Iâm never having sex again.
Dawson: Never?
Joey: Ever.
Dawson: Okay, sex with Drue or work at the yacht club for the rest of your life?
Joey: Oh, sex with Drue, easy.
Dawson: Joey!
Joey: Câmon, heâs vaguely cute once you get past that whole sociopath thing.[/font]
give me a stage and I'll be your rock and roll queen,
your 20th century cover of a magazine,
Rolling Stone, here I come, watch out everyone,
I'm singing, I'm singing my song.