[MissLilli]

tja, wenn alle männer so wären wie Luke..... let's not go there

“Oh Miss Gilmore, how nice of you to stop by”
As soon as they had set foot into D&G, people were hovering over them, trying to help, making compliments, basically kissing certain body parts.
“Geez, what did you do to be treated this way?” Luke uttered to Lorelai “Well, I guess doing Dolce and Gabbana at the same time really helped" she laughed at his dumfounded expression
"I'm kidding! I bought these people a Mercedes, a new house or the college-tuition for their kids. The workers here get more money the more they sell.” she added when she got a confused look from her boyfriend.

“Wow, I’ve never been in here before” she said, walking into the men’s department, looking around in amazement. The clerk had gathered up several suits he thought would fit Luke and guided him into the dressing room to try them on.
Reluctantly Luke changed into the first one and stepped out gingerly. He looked up shyly at Lorelai, who was giving him a once-over.
“Mhm I don’t know, it doesn’t fit right, the jacket’s too tight and the slacks too loose” The clerk hurried over to the rack and got out another ensemble.
“There you go, sir” Luke rolled his eyes at Lorelai and she shot him a warning glance. He changed again, then opened the door. Lorelai screwed up her face
“Nooo, that’s not it either. Turn around honey” He spun around
“Argh no, slower, I need to look at you. Yeah you know, the butt isn’t accentuated right”
“What??” Luke almost choked and Lorelai was all smiles. “You’re right, now that you say it….” The clerk checked out Luke’s butt and Luke’s eyes were close to popping out.
His mouth hung open and Lorelai had to grab onto a rack, laughing hysterically.
“Okay, I’ll try this one, maybe it’ll accentuate my butt better” he glared at his still cackling girlfriend who gave him a mock-frown
“Aw poor baby...”

When he stepped out the tenth time it seemed, Lorelai and the clerk exchanged a look and Lorelai threw her hands up and yelled
“YES! Finally! We found it!´” And she did a little victory dance
“Okay good, get this to my house this evening please and put it on the bill! Thanks a lot for your help”
“Do you want-“
“Thank you for your help, we’re good here”
Luke frowned, it appeared to him that Lorelai wanted to get rid of the poor guy when she stuffed the other suits into his arms and guided him toward the front of the store.

She came back with a wicked smile on her lips and stepped up to him.
Very close.
Then her evil smile was replaced by a seductive one and she whispered in his ear
“Have you ever done it in a dressing room?”