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Season 2 Episode 22 "I can't get started"

LORELAI: Huh. You know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world.
RORY: Huh.
LORELAI: I mean, think about it. You never hear the word oy and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
EMILY: Oh, dear God.
LORELAI: Poodle is another funny word.
EMILY: Please drink your drink, Lorelai.
LORELAI: In fact, if you put oy and poodle together in the same sentence, you’d have a great new catch phrase, you know? Like, oy with the poodles already. So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catch phrase.
RORY: Oy with the poodles already.
LORELAI: I’m telling you, it’s knocking ‘whatcha talking ‘bout, Willis?’ right out of first place.
EMILY: Lorelai, for God’s sake, be quiet.
MAID: Dinner’s ready, Mrs. Gilmore.
EMILY: Bless you, Inga. Please go tell Mr. Gilmore. He’s in his den.
MAID: Yes, ma’am.
EMILY: Shall we?
RORY: Okay.
LORELAI: Oh, hey Mom, uh, Sookie wanted to know if you and Dad would like to come to her wedding.
EMILY: Really?
LORELAI: Yeah, it’s gonna be great. Small, low key, but fun. She’s catering it herself so the food’ll be fantastic, and you’d get to see me and Rory walk down the aisle in two of the least obnoxious bridesmaid dresses ever created.
EMILY: Well, that sounds very nice. When is it?
LORELAI: A week from Sunday.
EMILY: A week from Sunday?
LORELAI: Yes.
EMILY: The wedding is in one week?
LORELAI: Yes.
EMILY: So this is a pity invite?
LORELAI: A what?
EMILY: Someone canceled at the last minute and rather than being left with two empty seats, Sookie asked you to ask us. How nice.
LORELAI: That’s not what happened.
EMILY: No, that’s quite all right. Far be it from me to be invited with the first batch of actual wanted guests. This is just fine.
LORELAI: Mom, it’s not a pity invite. She really wants you to come.
EMILY: Is that so?
LORELAI: Yes, that’s so.
EMILY: Where’s our invitation?
LORELAI: What?
EMILY: Our invitation. I mean, she must’ve at least given you an invitation to give us.
LORELAI: She thought it would be more special coming directly from me.
EMILY: So she was out of invitations. I never felt so special.
LORELAI: Mom, she wants you to come. There’s no reason to be insulted here.
EMILY: I guess I should be thrilled that I didn’t just get a call from the road as you were on your way there.
LORELAI: Do not turn this into something that it’s not.
EMILY: Do we have a choice between chicken or fish, or at this point do we just bring our own?
LORELAI: Stop.
EMILY: Perhaps she would also like us to pick up some extra ice along the way, or help out parking the cars.
LORELAI: Mom, look, isn’t Rory pretty?
RICHARD: Apologies all around. I could not get Adamson off the phone.
LORELAI: Dad, glad you’re here. We’re just talking about how pretty Rory is. Big eyes, baby. Give him the Bambi face.
RICHARD: Oh, Rory gets lovelier every day.
RORY: Why, thank you, Grandpa.
EMILY: Oh Richard?
LORELAI: Oh my God.
EMILY: Guess what Lorelai just told me?
RICHARD: What?
EMILY: We are invited to Sookie’s wedding.
RICHARD: Oh, how nice. When is it?
EMILY: A week from Sunday.
RICHARD: Oh, so it’s a pity invite.
EMILY: Ha!
LORELAI: Oy with the poodles already.




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