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Vicious Trollop - and proud of it *G* Zitat:I decided to post some reasons why we Trollops love Emily Gilmore as we do ...
'Cause she loves Lorelai even if sheâd hate to admit it.
'Cause if it wasnât for her Rory wouldnât have been able to go to Chilton.
'Cause even Lorelai said sheâs good [in tricking people].
'Cause she can be a vicious trollop.
'Cause itâs fun to guess what the new maidâs name will be this time.
'Cause she had a blast on the catwalk dancing to "Girls just wanna have fun."
'Cause she saved Lorelai's house from crumbling down.
'Cause she probably did think to move the moon.
'Cause sheâs only being manipulative so that she can spend time with her daughter and granddaughter.
'Cause she made Richard apologize to Rory for the Dean-incident.
'Cause she made mashed banana on toast for Lorelai.
'Cause she hired a camera man and a sound engineer for Lorelaiâs graduation.
'Cause she was so proud of her daughter that she cried on the graduation.
'Cause she thought frozen pizza was excellent.
'Cause she panicked when her mother-in-law was about to come.
'Cause of the way she shops.
'Cause not even Queen Elizabeth could out-royal her behavior.
'Cause she understands that it must be very exhausting to be Lorelai.
'Cause she obviously taught Lorelai how to drop sarcastic comments.
'Cause she was right - it should have been Lorelai
'Cause even Mrs. Kim had to give in to her haggling in the end.
'Cause she hates Richardâs moustache as well.
'Cause she, too, was shocked to find out about Jason and Lorelai.
'Cause she was concerned about the limited space in the family mausoleum.
'Cause she just wanted the best for Lorelai.
'Cause she and Lorelai will hug eventually. (Keep believing!!)
'Cause she doesnât know how to Google stuff.
'Cause Richard chose her over Pennilyn Lott.
'Cause she just said âFine!â when Richard proposed to her.
'Cause she said that Lorelai and Luke were both idiots, right in the beginning.
'Cause she wanted to do Rory a favor and organized a party for her.
'Cause she wanted to help Sookie with her wedding (mushrooms, though??)
'Cause youâll never know what the new maidâs name is going to be this time.
'Cause Richard would never dare to google her.
'Cause she didnât like Sherry.
'Cause she was thrilled when she managed to trick her daughter into spending a weekend in a wellness hotel with her.
'Cause she thought the sixty-forty-bar was a singles bar.
'Cause she left multiple messages on Lorelaiâs answering machine even though she hates it.
'Cause she gave Lorelai & Rory dessert to go.
'Cause she took off her skirt to climb out of the window just to spite Richard.
'Cause she has great gams!
'Cause she's open for business (she just needs a boa and a lift to Reno).
'Cause she didn't believe Luke when he insisted nothing's going on between him and Lorelai
'Cause she's the only one who got Lorelai to admit she may have feelings for Luke.
'Cause she pretended to like Jess when Rory introduced him to her
'Cause she's hot and wealthy
'Cause she told Lorelai that not everything is about her'
'Cause she knew from the beginning that Luke and Lorelai are a match made in heaven'
'Cause she wants to throw the old harpy's carcass in a ditch and let a wolverine eat her.
'Cause today she learned how to make mojitos'
'Cause Emily knows that either Chris or Luke will be the one for Lorelai
'Cause she offered Lorelai the money for her house without Lorelai asking for it
'Cause she began to cry and couldn't get out of bed for a month when she found out that Lorelai had left her forever
'Cause she wasn't afraid to make a scene when Lorelai drove to hospital to give birth all on her own
'Cause she told Straub, that "it is certainly NOT an option for Lorelai, to not have Rory"
'Cause she didn't care if her mother-in-law thought she was the "whore of Babylon"
'Cause she wont fly anything else than first class to Europe
'Cause she drives a Jaguar
'Cause she admires Lorelai's life
'Cause she wanted Richard to teach Rory how to play golf
'Cause she ate her dinner at a bar, just like a hooker
'Cause she let Lorelai fix her skirt with a paper-clip
'Cause she wanted to have Friday night dinners with her family
'Cause she wanted to get Rory a birthday present that she would like
'Cause she was truly hurt when Lorelai paid back the loan
'Cause she would go on a roller coaster with Richard, but he had to hold her hand
'Cause Richard said she has a presence that can't be ignored
'Cause she told Richard to "Come Home"
