29.12.2004, 16:27
Smith, looking at his Absolut Hunk billboard: Fuck me!
Samantha: Well, that's the first thing every woman in town will be saying after she sees it.
Smith: It's huge!
Samantha: And that's the second.
Samantha: I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once.
Samantha: Well, let's just say it: you won.
Carrie: Was there a contest?
Samantha: Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "who will die miserable."
Charlotte: Miranda has a son!
Samantha: Just what the world needs: another man.
Miranda: I do not have Steve. There is no having of the Steve. We're just friends.
Samantha: No, we're just friends. I don't put my dick in you.
Samantha: I'm always surprised when anyone leaves New York. I mean, where do they go?
Miranda: The real world?
Samantha: A homeless man showed me his dick on the way here. It doesn't get any realer than that.
Ich könnt mir jedesmal fast nen Keks lachen *g*
Liebe GrüÃlis
Muffin
Samantha: Well, that's the first thing every woman in town will be saying after she sees it.
Smith: It's huge!
Samantha: And that's the second.
Samantha: I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once.
Samantha: Well, let's just say it: you won.
Carrie: Was there a contest?
Samantha: Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "who will die miserable."
Charlotte: Miranda has a son!
Samantha: Just what the world needs: another man.
Miranda: I do not have Steve. There is no having of the Steve. We're just friends.
Samantha: No, we're just friends. I don't put my dick in you.
Samantha: I'm always surprised when anyone leaves New York. I mean, where do they go?
Miranda: The real world?
Samantha: A homeless man showed me his dick on the way here. It doesn't get any realer than that.
Ich könnt mir jedesmal fast nen Keks lachen *g*
Liebe GrüÃlis
Muffin
I can please only one person a day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow doesn't look good either!