[LaUrEn*GrAhAm]

Hab sie hier nochmal auf Englisch, find ich sogar noch um einiges lustiger :biggrin:


MRS. KIM: There were boys.
LORELAI: What? Where?

MRS. KIM: At Lane's -- two boys -- one with hair.

LORELAI: O-o-okay, you went to Lane's?

MRS. KIM: And the place -- broken furniture and dirt and boys and a broken window and boys --

LORELAI: Slow down.

MRS. KIM: -- and a tiny fridge and guitars and boys.

LORELAI: How many boys where there?

MRS. KIM: Two boys.

LORELAI: Two boys.

MRS. KIM: She stood in that room with two boys. I didn't stand alone in a room with two boys until I was -- I've never done that.

LORELAI: Mrs. Kim, you know why the boys were there.

MRS. KIM: She's dirty.

LORELAI: She's not dirty. She was trying to be up front with you, and that's good. She could have hid them from you, and she didn't.

MRS. KIM: I wish she did.

LORELAI: No, you don't. I've met those boys. They're innocent. As innocent as if she was living with two girls. So think of them that way.

MRS. KIM: What way?

LORELAI: Think of them as girls.

MRS. KIM: Girls?

LORELAI: Girls.

MRS. KIM: I don't like girls either.

LORELAI: Well, you like them better than boys.

MRS. KIM: True.

LORELAI: And Lane is trying so hard.

MRS. KIM: Girls.

LORELAI: Yeah, think of them as two tall, gawky, caring, sometimes unwashed girls who are watching out for your daughter's safety.

MRS. KIM: Girls. Girls. [walks away]

Soooo geil Vor allem dieses "I don't like girls either", ey, die Frau is so Aua *kicher*

Und hier noch das andere:

MRS. KIM: I'm back.

ZACH: Pause it, pause it, pause it.

LANE: Come in.

MRS. KIM: This, we'll clean up. Window will be fixed. Temporary fridge. You two are girls. I'll have tea now.

ZACH: I'll boil water.

BRIAN: I'll bring you our selection.