23.09.2005, 00:49
Rory: You know, it sucks that after all these years your mom still hates me.
Lane: She doesnât hate you.
Rory: She hates my mother.
Lane: She doesnât trust unmarried women.
Rory: Youâre unmarried.
Lane: Iâm hay riding with a future proctologist. I have potential.
Max and Lorelai are talking on the phone, Max is in the Teachers Lounge at Chilton]
Lorelai: Grunt like a gorilla.
Max: I will not grunt like a gorilla.
Lorelai: If you grunt like a gorilla Ill tell you what color underwear Iâm wearing.
Lorelai: [pause] Had you considering the grunt, didnât I?
Max: Yes.
Lorelai: Boy, Iâm good. (*löl*)
Rory: Mom, you donât have to sleep in here tonight.
Lorelai: I know, I just think the chair looks nice here.
Rory: And whatâs the blanket for?
Lorelai: In case the chair gets cold.
Rory: And the pillow?
Lorelai: To keep the blanket company.
Rory: Uh-huh.
Lorelai: Okay, everythingâs in its place. Chair seems warm, blanket seems happy, just one thing missing... oh yeah.
[sits down in chair]
Lorelai: Goodnight.
Rory: Freak of sideshow proportions.
Lorelai: I love you, too.
Rory: Mom?
Lorelai: Hmm?
Rory: Iâm sorry.
Lorelai: Shh, the chair is trying to sleep.
Luke: [bringing their plates to the table] Hot plates.
Lorelai: [to Rory] See? He called me Hot Plates. He so likes me.
Luke: [embarrassed] Jeez..
Luke: What was wrong with that place?
Jess: It was pink.
Luke: We can paint it.
Jess: You mean I can paint it.
Luke: *We* can paint it *together*
Jess: Great, and afterwards we can hold hands and skip around.
Luke: This is Lizâs kid, Jess. Jess, this is Mia, Lorelais boss, she owns the Independence Inn
Mia: Hello.
Jess: Hmmph.
Luke: Thatâs "Hello, nice to meet you." in slacker( hihi)
Rory: Why arenât you dancing?
Jess: Iâm dancing on the inside.
Rory: You have nothing better to do all day, then sit around and watch a dance marathon?
Jess: I donât know
[looks at Dean and directs his question to him]
Jess: Do you have anything better to do all day, then sit around and watch a dance marathon?
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[Later that night]
Rory: The sandwiches are for the dancers.
Jess: Iâm dancing on the inside.
Rory: I am dancing, I can not control where my glance goes, and when I can control it, my glance goes to Dean.
Jess: You mean you canât control when you look at me, but you have to force yourself to look at him.
[talk to Dean]
Jess: Sorry man, that was cold.( des war so geil!)
könnt ewig zitate weiterposten aber dann müsst ihr zu viel lesen*zwinker*
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Lane: She doesnât hate you.
Rory: She hates my mother.
Lane: She doesnât trust unmarried women.
Rory: Youâre unmarried.
Lane: Iâm hay riding with a future proctologist. I have potential.
Max and Lorelai are talking on the phone, Max is in the Teachers Lounge at Chilton]
Lorelai: Grunt like a gorilla.
Max: I will not grunt like a gorilla.
Lorelai: If you grunt like a gorilla Ill tell you what color underwear Iâm wearing.
Lorelai: [pause] Had you considering the grunt, didnât I?
Max: Yes.
Lorelai: Boy, Iâm good. (*löl*)
Rory: Mom, you donât have to sleep in here tonight.
Lorelai: I know, I just think the chair looks nice here.
Rory: And whatâs the blanket for?
Lorelai: In case the chair gets cold.
Rory: And the pillow?
Lorelai: To keep the blanket company.
Rory: Uh-huh.
Lorelai: Okay, everythingâs in its place. Chair seems warm, blanket seems happy, just one thing missing... oh yeah.
[sits down in chair]
Lorelai: Goodnight.
Rory: Freak of sideshow proportions.
Lorelai: I love you, too.
Rory: Mom?
Lorelai: Hmm?
Rory: Iâm sorry.
Lorelai: Shh, the chair is trying to sleep.
Luke: [bringing their plates to the table] Hot plates.
Lorelai: [to Rory] See? He called me Hot Plates. He so likes me.
Luke: [embarrassed] Jeez..
Luke: What was wrong with that place?
Jess: It was pink.
Luke: We can paint it.
Jess: You mean I can paint it.
Luke: *We* can paint it *together*
Jess: Great, and afterwards we can hold hands and skip around.
Luke: This is Lizâs kid, Jess. Jess, this is Mia, Lorelais boss, she owns the Independence Inn
Mia: Hello.
Jess: Hmmph.
Luke: Thatâs "Hello, nice to meet you." in slacker( hihi)
Rory: Why arenât you dancing?
Jess: Iâm dancing on the inside.
Rory: You have nothing better to do all day, then sit around and watch a dance marathon?
Jess: I donât know
[looks at Dean and directs his question to him]
Jess: Do you have anything better to do all day, then sit around and watch a dance marathon?
___
[Later that night]
Rory: The sandwiches are for the dancers.
Jess: Iâm dancing on the inside.
Rory: I am dancing, I can not control where my glance goes, and when I can control it, my glance goes to Dean.
Jess: You mean you canât control when you look at me, but you have to force yourself to look at him.
[talk to Dean]
Jess: Sorry man, that was cold.( des war so geil!)
könnt ewig zitate weiterposten aber dann müsst ihr zu viel lesen*zwinker*
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