[Gelini]

SHANE: [on phone] Uh huh. . .All I know is I don’t have it, so it’s gotta be at your place. . .You’re not looking for it, you’re watching TV, I can tell. . .Yeah, whatever. I’ll just get a new one. So, what are we doing tonight? . . . I don’t know, I’m sick of eating. I’ve been eating like a pig, I feel all bloaty. . . It is so a word, it’s a word ‘cause I said it. That’s how words get invented, ‘cause people say ‘em and then other people say ‘em. . . You’re such a jerk sometimes and I’m always nice to you. . .

[Rory is waiting at the counter for Shane to help her]

RORY: Excuse me?

SHANE: [on phone] I get off at the same boring time.

RORY: Excuse me?

SHANE: Yeah?

RORY: I don’t have all day.

SHANE: [on phone] Hold on a sec. [to Rory] Will this be all?

RORY: Yeah, that’ll be all. I’m growing a beard here.

SHANE: What’s your problem?

RORY: What’s your problem? I’m a customer, I’m in a hurry, and you’re supposed to assist me.

SHANE: I am assisting you.

RORY: Yeah, after you took your sweet time getting off the phone, which by the way, clearly was not a business call.

SHANE: Un-freaking-believable.

RORY: Yeah, it is, it is. The level of service in this place is just that – un-freaking-believable.

SHANE: Have a nice day.

RORY: Yeah, thanks, you too. And by the way, bloaty is not a word. There’s bloated, there’s bloating, but no bloaty.

SHANE: Thanks, that’s fascinating.

RORY: Well, for you, how ice is made is probably fascinating. See ya.