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Wow, cool Wir habens eben drauf

Neue Häs von The Real Paul Anka

LORELAI: Well I was home, and I was finishing up my usual morning routine you know, coffee, shower. And then - picture this, very weird - I take Paul Anka for a walk.
RORY: You walk Paul Anka every day. What's weird about that?
LORELAI: Not the dog Paul Anka. The real Paul Anka.

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RORY: Was he nice?
LORELAI: Very pleasant, natty dresser. Then suddenly, he sees something, a cat or something, and darts right into the middle of the street.

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LORELAI: See, that's what the phrase "just in case" covers, the times you think you've anticipated every possible need.
LUKE: Alright, I'll bring it.
CAESAR: You know, there was a flash flood in El Salvador last night.
LUKE: No, my Salvadoran paper didn't come today.

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CAESAR: Today's the kids' math contest in Newark. In my day, you learned two plus two and you stayed home. Today they go on the road like they're Metallica.

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CAESAR: Hey, day six, if your cell dies, is there a phone in Gettysburg I could reach you at?
LUKE: Yeah the one grant used to call Lincoln -- number's in the book.
CAESAR: Oh, good. He's a funnyman today. He's Jerry Lewis.

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