[Lore-01]

7.13
I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia

BABETTE: Ohh, you know who's a man of mystery? Morey. [Lorelai cell phone rings] After decades in the bedroom, who would have thought that the idea of dressing up like a Howler monkey would be such a turn-on?

RORY: Yeah, me neither. I keep thinking this is all just a nightmare.
LORELAI: I know.
RORY: But it's not.
LORELAI: No I mean it's a nightmare but not a nightmare nightmare. I know ‘cause I have shoes on. In my nightmares, I never am wearing shoes.
RORY: I didn't know that.
LORELAI: Yeah, yeah, It's the worst thing in the dream, too. I could be chased by snakes or in a nuclear explosion, but then I look down, and, "oh, my god! I'm not wearing shoes!"
RORY: I wonder what that means.
LORELAI: Well it probably means I have a fear of you know hurting my bare feet or fear of losing my shoes.
RORY: Hmm. Not so Freudian, huh?

EMILY: I need to cancel Richard's tennis match. And I guess I'm not gonna make it to my book club tomorrow. Which is just as well -- I haven't even cracked the cover. Whatever gives Suzanna Shaw the idea that the rest of us share her barbaric interest in Cormac McCarthy is beyond me. Now let's see. I need to return the dean's call, and -- [spotting Luke] oh, no. Not him again. What's he doing here?

BABETTE: Oh yeah, I'm sure. Don't you worry about a thing. He's a very vital man you dad -- lots of chi, you know?
LORELAI: Oh...really? I didn't know you noticed his chi.
BABETTE: Are you kidding me? Prana, chi, life force -- whatever you call it, your daddy's got it in spades. Sexy men like him often do. That's what makes them so sexy. They're ripe with life.