[Lore-01]

Neue Häs:
7.14

Title: Farewell, My Pet

 
RICHARD: All right, that's enough. Rory, when are you heading back to Yale?
LORELAI: Oh yeah you should hit the road, huh?
RICHARD: Yeah, now remember, you owe me a full report on the T.A. That's taking over my spot. The whole semester should concentrate on microeconomics, so if this Culbertson fellow even mentions Ben Bernanke, give me a call.

LORELAI: Well, he made his nurse go get him a wall street journal this morning.

PARIS: Is he gong on beta blockers?
RORY: I don't know.
PARIS: If he can tolerate them, he should. They reduce the risk of death following a heart attack by about 25%. Of course he'll have to implement a few lifestyle changes, but you tell him if Bill Clinton can give up cheese fries and pork grits, he can get by without his 5:00 martini.

PARIS: Don't give me that look. If there's one thing I learned in that lecture it's there's not room for many women at the top.
RORY: Gloria Steinem would be so proud.

PARIS: I have 21 versions, each one tailored to a particular job in a particular field -- grad school, law school, med school, fellowships, jobs on newspapers, jobs on the business side of newspapers, jobs working for multimedia conglomerations, jobs working for quote unquote "the little guy," jobs in the public sector, I.E. Internships in Washington, for which there are three different versions based on whether or not I'm applying to work for a democrat, a republican, or a Joe Lieberman.