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LORELAI: Well let’s see. She moved to London when Grandpa died but she didn’t like to travel so once a year Mom and Dad would go to visit her, usually leaving me behind, much to my relief by the way, and that’s it. The rest I know from stories just like you.
RORY: Grandpa says I remind him of her.
LORELAI: That is the biggest compliment that can be wrenched out of Grumpy McFarlen believe me.


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ORY: Good, then it’s a good time to talk about our over taxed peasants.
PARIS: Oh let them eat cake.
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PARIS: I’m going to be head of Parliament. I can’t be queen.
RORY: Be both.
PARIS: I can’t be both.
RORY: Why not? It’s our government.
PARIS: It’s not done that way.
RORY: It can be though, let’s vote.
PARIS: Rory.
RORY: Henry VIII started a new church when the old one wouldn’t allow divorce.
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LORELAI: You need a Christmas present back?
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LORELAI: You gave me a second hand present, like something you got at the junk store.
EMILY: You’re being a little dramatic. It was still in the crate.
LORELAI: You actually went ‘Huh, what should I get Lorelai this year. You know what, I can’t be bothered. Let’s give her something we don’t want anymore.’
EMILY: You’re not funny.
LORELAI: What would Miss Manners say about this?
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EMILY: Everyone’s awfully quiet tonight.
LORELAI: Sorry Mom, I’m just tired.
RORY: Me too - school.
LORELAI: Work.
RORY: Life.
LORELAIig it man.
RORY: Peace out Humphrey.
EMILY: Mystery. [pause] Well this is just ridiculous. Three intelligent women sitting here in complete silence. There must be something to talk about. Do you know that every night at dinner, the Kennedy clan would sit around the table having lively debates about everything under the sun? They would quiz each other about current events, historical facts, intellectual trivia. Now the Gilmore clan is just as smart and worldly as the Kennedy’s so come on - somebody - say something.
LORELAI: Do you know that butt models make $10,000 a day? [Rory chuckles]
EMILY: Camelot is truly dead.
RICHARD: Emily!
EMILY: In here, just follow the crickets.

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TRIX: Yes. Lorelai, walk with me. I have something that I want to discuss with you.
LORELAI: Ok.
TRIX: I’ve been thinking about something I heard the other night.
LORELAI: What was that?
TRIX: That you borrowed money from your parents for Rory’s school.
LORELAI: Well if you’re worried about them getting the money back -
TRIX: You know Shakespeare once wrote ‘Neither a borrower nor a lender be’. Do you consider Shakespeare a wise man?
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MADELINE: Hey Paris. Louise hates you.
PARIS: You’ll thank me when you get into Sarah Lawrence.



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EMILY: Won’t you have dessert?
TRIX: I once traveled to a small village in Cambodia, I did not eat dessert there either.
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LOUISE: I’ll be the lady-in-waiting. The one with the low-cut blue velvet renaissance dress.
PARIS: Lady-in-waiting is not a political office.
LOUISE: No but they get all the sex.
PARIS: What?
LOUISE: Watch a movie.
PARIS: We are talking about government class not the movies. God why can’t I get one person to care about this as much as I do?!
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RORY: Nothing’s left at home.
PARIS: Nothing but my Chilton uniform and my bat mitzvah dress which has menorahs on the collar.
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RORY: Tristin would be lucky to go out with someone like you. He’s not going to have to read the menu to you or explain that the dancing trash bins in the movie theatre previews aren’t real. It’s going to be much less stressful.
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LORELAI: I don’t want to bother her while she’s at school. I can never decide, carnations tacky or trendy?
 
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LORELAI: What things? Excuse me boys [to statue of two dogs]
GRANDMA: I have to get out everything she’s ever given us. 35 years worth of fish lamps and dog statues, lion tables and stupid naked angels with their...butts!
LORELAI: Whoa! Stupid naked angel butts? What did David Mamet just stop by.



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RORY: Yeah I’m sure. If I’m not prepared tomorrow, Paris is gonna have me sent to the Tower. Although if things go well tonight, I bet it’ll help tomorrow.