28.01.2017, 21:35
Yes i do! 
LORELAI: Do you think Amy Schumer would like me?
RORY: No
LORELAI: Why? Its not like im perpetually armed or at sundown I turn into one of those vampires with no sense of humor or I have that plant strapped to me that only blooms once every 50 years and smells disgusting.
RORY: What plant?
LORELAI: That plant, that plant people line up to see even though it smells like dead fish. What are you doing?
RORY: Looking up that plant.
LORELAI: No this is not a teachable moment. We´re having a very serious conversation here.
RORY: Hmm, corpse flower. Some only blooms once a decade.
LORELAI: Hmm. Happy?
RORY: I like knowing things.
LORELAI: Tell me, why wouldn’t Amy Schumer like me?
RORY: Water sports
LORELAI: What?
RORY: Every single time I see her in a magazine she is on vacation. Doing water sports
LORELAI: Uugghh no that would not work at all.
LORELAI: DO you think John Oliver would find me hot?... No?
LORELAI: Do you think Amy Schumer would like me?
RORY: No
LORELAI: Why? Its not like im perpetually armed or at sundown I turn into one of those vampires with no sense of humor or I have that plant strapped to me that only blooms once every 50 years and smells disgusting.
RORY: What plant?
LORELAI: That plant, that plant people line up to see even though it smells like dead fish. What are you doing?
RORY: Looking up that plant.
LORELAI: No this is not a teachable moment. We´re having a very serious conversation here.
RORY: Hmm, corpse flower. Some only blooms once a decade.
LORELAI: Hmm. Happy?
RORY: I like knowing things.
LORELAI: Tell me, why wouldn’t Amy Schumer like me?
RORY: Water sports
LORELAI: What?
RORY: Every single time I see her in a magazine she is on vacation. Doing water sports
LORELAI: Uugghh no that would not work at all.
LORELAI: DO you think John Oliver would find me hot?... No?
_____What if sex was holy and war was obscene_____
-Alicia Keys