[Lore-01]

Neue Häs:

7.19

LORELAI: Uh, no. We hit the weather in the first minute.
SOOKIE: Ohh. Well, it has been unseasonably warm, but you know things will get better.
LORELAI: I don't know. Maybe there's just too much history.
SOOKIE: Oh, history, schmistory. Couples have been breaking up and becoming friends. I mean look at Ryan O'neal and Farrah Fawcett, huh?
LORELAI: Really Ryan and Fawcett that's the most well-adjusted relationship you can come up with?
SOOKIE: I mean I'm sorry. He's been in the news lately -- that whole shooting-a-gun-at-his-son thing.

PARIS: Not some news, the news. Responses from Harvard medical school, Johns Hopkins school of medicine, Penn medical, Yale law school, Stanford law school, and Columbia medical. And before you comment on envelope thickness, keep in mind that so much stuff is online these days that thickness is no longer an accurate indicator.

LORELAI: Hello?
RORY: Hi, mom.
LORELAI: Oh, why so blue?

LORELAI: I promise I'll go back. It’s just there's been a lot going on with the car and everything.
RORY: Oh, what did gypsy say?
LORELAI: It's bad.
RORY: Uh-oh.
LORELAI: Doorknobs.
RORY: As in "dead as"?

RORY: Oh. So new car, huh? You should get a DeLorean like in "back to the future."
LORELAI: It's on the list right behind the Batmobile. Although I'm enjoying the whole biking thing.

DRAGONFLY INN - KITCHEN
[Lorelai is reading a car magazine]
SOOKIE: Hey, anything good?
LORELAI: Um, here's one that comes loaded with an entertainment pkg.
SOOKIE: "Package."

MICHEL: [Entering the room] Oh, how about a Rolls-Royce?
LORELAI: [Sarcastically] Yeah, I'll consider that.
MICHEL: Or a Bentley, Aston Martin, Mercedes, a BMW.