27.12.2016, 15:39
Ich fang mal an mit den HÄs aus 1.20, falls ihr nichts mehr in 1.19 findet 
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(Lorelai and Rory are sitting at a table. Lorelai is in the middle of telling a story.)
LORELAI: So then he starts ripping my twenty dollar bill into like a million pieces. And I'm thinking to myself, there is a store full of people, why am I the one on line with the crazy magician?
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(Older man walks by.)
LORELAI: Pass.
RORY: Why?
LORELAI: Because I'm not Anna Nicole Smith. Next.
RORY: Two.
(Teenage boy on a skateboard goes by.)
LORELAI: Hmm, pass.
RORY: Why?
LORELAI: Because I'm not Mary Kay LeTourneau.
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LORELAI: Ooh, hey, make a gorilla sound.
MAX: Why?
LORELAI: I want to play Wild Kingdom.
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LORELAI: Ladies and gentlemen, rant number two.
LUKE: They underpay employees and overprice merchandise, they contribute to urban sprawl, they encourage materialism, and the parking's a horror. You drive in, you pay a buck, and even if you're only there for five. .
LORELAI: Okay, Emma Goldman, I'll tell you what. I'll go for you.
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DEAN: So that's your mom?
LANE: That's my mom.
DEAN: Has she seen Patton?
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LORELAI: Okay, then just meet me in town around four, and we'll get some Indian food and spoil our dinner. What do you say to that?
RORY: Whatever.
LORELAI: Hey, love the enthusiasm. Hey, does "Up With People" know about you?
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LORELAI: Good. Okay, last week we were talking about Meryl Streep and the whole accent thing and Rachel said that she loved "Out of Africa" but she'd never read the book, remember?
LUKE: Nope.
LORELAI: Okay, so I was like, "Are you crazy? Isak Dinesen is amazing, I love her."
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LORELAI: Okay, how about the pants? Pretty pants!
LUKE: I'm not trying anything on.
LORELAI: Hey, its not like the lumberjack look will ever go out; it won't. But just once wouldn't it be nice not to be dressed like an extra from "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers"?
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LORELAI: Come on. Just the jacket. Just once, be too sexy for your shirt and do a little dance on the catwalk.
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MAX: All right, so Henry James, the man of the moment. Pick your book. Read it carefully. A full report on my desk one week from today.
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PARIS: You didn't take one note. You resorting to the osmosis theory of learning?
RORY: Why do you care?
PARIS: I don't, just making an observation.
RORY: Great, we'll build a dome over you and jam a telescope in your head.
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LORELAI: I just have exceptional taste is all. Turn around.
LUKE: What?
LORELAI: I just wanna make sure it all fits. Turn around. (Luke turns around.) Uh huh, uh huh.
MAN AT COUNTER: Hey Fabio, I need the ketchup.
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LORELAI: I know, but I want to see it with the black shirt.
LUKE: I'm not wearing a black suit with a black shirt.
LORELAI: Regis does.
___________________________
LORELAI: At least try on the jacket again. (helps Luke put the jacket on)
LUKE: This is how you like your guys, all GQ'ed up huh?
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LORELAI: Okay, you've been in this mood for a week now and while I love the unexpected ups and downs of motherhood, I've got to say I'm tired of Goofus and I'd like my Gallant back.
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LORELAI: Rory, I'm back for round two. I got some silly string in case things get really ugly. (Walks into kitchen) Rory? Where are you? (Walks into living room.) Rory? Answer please. Rory?
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(Richard walks into the living room)
RICHARD: He tacked on an extra five dollars just for waiting. Feel like I'm back in Prague.
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EMILY: She got home from school but she just went right upstairs. Now she didn't want a snack but I had Rosa make her one anyway. I haven't checked to see if she's eaten it. She had a decent breakfast this morning but she did seem a little tired and when I went into her bathroom the aspirin bottle was out so I assume she had a headache. Now I don't know if it was last night or. .
LORELAI: Excuse me, Mr. Cosell. I appreciate the play by play but I just want to talk to my daughter now.
___________________________
RORY: How did I meet Taylor Hanson?
LORELAI: You went to his concert, you got backstage, your eyes met across the crowd and you've been seeing each other ever since.
RORY: Hanson's still together?
LORELAI: They're the new Bee Gees.
(Lorelai and Rory are sitting at a table. Lorelai is in the middle of telling a story.)
LORELAI: So then he starts ripping my twenty dollar bill into like a million pieces. And I'm thinking to myself, there is a store full of people, why am I the one on line with the crazy magician?
_____________
(Older man walks by.)
LORELAI: Pass.
RORY: Why?
LORELAI: Because I'm not Anna Nicole Smith. Next.
RORY: Two.
(Teenage boy on a skateboard goes by.)
LORELAI: Hmm, pass.
RORY: Why?
LORELAI: Because I'm not Mary Kay LeTourneau.
______________________
LORELAI: Ooh, hey, make a gorilla sound.
MAX: Why?
LORELAI: I want to play Wild Kingdom.
___________
LORELAI: Ladies and gentlemen, rant number two.
LUKE: They underpay employees and overprice merchandise, they contribute to urban sprawl, they encourage materialism, and the parking's a horror. You drive in, you pay a buck, and even if you're only there for five. .
LORELAI: Okay, Emma Goldman, I'll tell you what. I'll go for you.
_____________________
DEAN: So that's your mom?
LANE: That's my mom.
DEAN: Has she seen Patton?
__________________
LORELAI: Okay, then just meet me in town around four, and we'll get some Indian food and spoil our dinner. What do you say to that?
RORY: Whatever.
LORELAI: Hey, love the enthusiasm. Hey, does "Up With People" know about you?
_______________________
LORELAI: Good. Okay, last week we were talking about Meryl Streep and the whole accent thing and Rachel said that she loved "Out of Africa" but she'd never read the book, remember?
LUKE: Nope.
LORELAI: Okay, so I was like, "Are you crazy? Isak Dinesen is amazing, I love her."
_________________
LORELAI: Okay, how about the pants? Pretty pants!
LUKE: I'm not trying anything on.
LORELAI: Hey, its not like the lumberjack look will ever go out; it won't. But just once wouldn't it be nice not to be dressed like an extra from "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers"?
________________________
LORELAI: Come on. Just the jacket. Just once, be too sexy for your shirt and do a little dance on the catwalk.
________________________
MAX: All right, so Henry James, the man of the moment. Pick your book. Read it carefully. A full report on my desk one week from today.
______________________
PARIS: You didn't take one note. You resorting to the osmosis theory of learning?
RORY: Why do you care?
PARIS: I don't, just making an observation.
RORY: Great, we'll build a dome over you and jam a telescope in your head.
__________________________
LORELAI: I just have exceptional taste is all. Turn around.
LUKE: What?
LORELAI: I just wanna make sure it all fits. Turn around. (Luke turns around.) Uh huh, uh huh.
MAN AT COUNTER: Hey Fabio, I need the ketchup.
___________________________
LORELAI: I know, but I want to see it with the black shirt.
LUKE: I'm not wearing a black suit with a black shirt.
LORELAI: Regis does.
___________________________
LORELAI: At least try on the jacket again. (helps Luke put the jacket on)
LUKE: This is how you like your guys, all GQ'ed up huh?
__________________________
LORELAI: Okay, you've been in this mood for a week now and while I love the unexpected ups and downs of motherhood, I've got to say I'm tired of Goofus and I'd like my Gallant back.
________________________
LORELAI: Rory, I'm back for round two. I got some silly string in case things get really ugly. (Walks into kitchen) Rory? Where are you? (Walks into living room.) Rory? Answer please. Rory?
____________________________
(Richard walks into the living room)
RICHARD: He tacked on an extra five dollars just for waiting. Feel like I'm back in Prague.
_______________________
EMILY: She got home from school but she just went right upstairs. Now she didn't want a snack but I had Rosa make her one anyway. I haven't checked to see if she's eaten it. She had a decent breakfast this morning but she did seem a little tired and when I went into her bathroom the aspirin bottle was out so I assume she had a headache. Now I don't know if it was last night or. .
LORELAI: Excuse me, Mr. Cosell. I appreciate the play by play but I just want to talk to my daughter now.
___________________________
RORY: How did I meet Taylor Hanson?
LORELAI: You went to his concert, you got backstage, your eyes met across the crowd and you've been seeing each other ever since.
RORY: Hanson's still together?
LORELAI: They're the new Bee Gees.