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Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin' The Twist

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KIRK: [Riding past them with ease] Well, well, well. I guess it wasn't me that was slowing things down. I guess it was my big, fat cargo.
RORY: Hey!
KIRK: Freshman 15!

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PARIS: You won't be able to eat like that forever, you know.
RORY: What are you getting?
PARIS: All bran. Asher turned me on to it.

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PARIS: So after breakfast, I'm going to pick up the sign for our table, and then I'll meet you in the courtyard. [Holding teabag] Antioxidants.

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PARIS: Wouldn't it be amazing if we could just get one Burmese political prisoner released because of our petition?

J ANET: Oh, I couldn't get away earlier for spring break. My friends are leaving without me. I need a ride, Glenn has a van, and there you go.
PARIS: You're going to ride to Florida with a guy who's bummed that he got turned down by that German cannibal?
JANET: That was just a rumor and, yes, I'm desperate.

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PARIS: Ever since I broke up with Moondoggie, soakin' up the rays hasn't been the same.

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JANET: Okay, but if you change your mind...
PARIS: Gary Gilmore's got room in the car -- got it.

LORELAI: Well, maybe when you went to the laundromat, someone accidentally left a pair of socks in the dryer, and then your –

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PARIS: Enjoy your "Maxim." You couldn't read that in Burma!