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Neue Häs aus der Episode Im Pregnant, Norman Mailor

LORELAI: Have you seen how dirty it is up there? With those creepy moths that fly in your face, and you could swallow one, and end up with some weird hand-to-mouth-to-moth disease –
LUKE: There’s no such thing.
LORELAI: Oh, no? Did you see Mothman Prophecies?
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LORELAI: Yes. It is a heartbreaking saga in which Richard Gere gets a life threatening disease from changing a dirty porch light.

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PARIS: Rory, listen to me. We’re close, like, friends, and I would hate for something as trivial as competition for the religion beat to come between us.
RORY: Oh, my God, I don’t want the religion beat!
PARIS: We could end up like the Van Burens.
RORY: As in Mr. and Mrs. President?
PARIS: As in Abby and Ann.
RORY: Right.
PARIS: Sisters in blood, but bitter rivals. They don’t even speak anymore.

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RORY: Oh, but this is the article you wrote about the reprinting of The Anarchist’s Cookbook.

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DOYLE: It is amazing. It’s absolutely amazing that I spent all summer in Indiana working my ass off for the Muncie Messenger, and you went from Star Trek Convention to Boba Fett Fan Club Symposium, and yet, lookie here. The New York Times. Isn’t that great, Rory? Aren’t you seeing how great it is?

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GLENN: Whatever. (His cell phone rings, Glenn sighs.) Oh man, it’s R.W. Apple again. God, does he have anyone else to talk to? (Answers phone while exiting) What?
DOYLE: It’s like Being There. And he’s Chauncey Gardiner.

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DOYLE: Oh. That’s a great way to look at it. Thank you! You know, it’s because of me that he’s going to be Bob Woodward. I made it happen. So, some day when I’m running the circulation desk at the Muncie Messenger and Glenn is accepting his Pulitzer Prize, I can point up at the screen at the local bar where I regularly stop on my way home to get drop dead drunk, and say, “I helped him get there.”

RORY: What makes you think something’s wrong?
LORELAI: You’ve got Bambi voice

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LORELAI: This is so exciting. I’ve got to call and tell Rory. You know, she read The Naked and the Dead while she was still wearing footsie pajamas.

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LORELAI: This is our first step on the road to being Solon.[…]
SOOKIE: Sounds great.
LORELAI: So, of course, we’ll have to keep Gore Vidal on the other side of the room, but, you know, probably Gabriel Garcia Marquez will run interference for us –

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SOOKIE: All I know is when Billy Joel came in to the Independence Inn he would pack it away. Appetizers! Main course! Two, three desserts! That was a man that knew how to eat! And he was almost able to hide it.

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DOYLE: Lena, economic development. Seng, Woodbridge Hall. Benji, legal issues. Paris, religion beat.

GLENN: I don’t care. Maureen Dowd told me it’s all the same, not that that flirt has any idea what she’s talking about.

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LOGAN: (1920’s reporter voice, on the phone.) Hello, city desk? Smitty here, take this down. I got a hot scoop on a tall blonde and I gotta put it to bed on the double!