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You're rich ->

Actually, "that's rich" does generally mean amusing. It's a sarcastic phrase in which you are saying their fallacy has amused you.

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to set smth up -> etw. beginnen
to crank smth up -> aufdrehen
burn this mofo down -> Mofo ist kurz für Motherfucker ?!
match to the keg ->

to match drinkssich mit jdm. beim Saufen messen

crafty -> schlau
versteh ich nicht.
Auf Deutsch so:

Lorelai: Sie ist sehr fingerfertig geworden, also lass' in ihre Nähe ja nichts mehr rum liegen. Rory: Kommt daher der Begriff Langfinger?

Ganz heißt die clay szene so:

I was gonna call, and then I thought, "let's wait " I can't even feel my face anymore. This is a good thing. Yes, definitely a good thing. It's just my nose -- it feels like clay.

While Rory says this line, she smushes her nose off to the side with her finger. This is shot to look exactly like a scene from I Love Lucy when Lucy makes a fake nose out of clay as a disguise. This, of course, turns out badly when the clay changes shape, catches on fire, etc. At one point, while trying to fix her clay nose, Lucy smushes it to the side with her finger, just like Rory does here

Vill.ja das?

EDI: Hier sieht man die Skulputr. vill. ifnd ich ncoh ein video.http://www.lucyfan.com/ilovelucy55b.jpg