[Lore-01]

Episoden titel:
Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels –

LORELAI: Honey, why are you sleeping in here? Your room is way warmer. [She turns up the thermostat and goes into the kitchen.] Okay, here's the question for today, kids. What the hell are the Eskimos thinking? I mean, yes, the hoods are cute, but it's always cold. Always! Plus you have to eat fish for breakfast and you have to eat whales and then polar bears and penguins and Santa Claus... [Comes back from the kitchen, towards the couch and sits on the sleeping figure] Okay, coffee's on, Pop-Tarts are pop-tarting! If you're just going to lie there, I'm going to have to sit here. I'm going to make myself very comfortable on a nice, warm Rory!

LORELAI: We've got a stranger in our house.
RORY: Robert Downey, Jr?

LORELAI: I broke that stupid window trying to lock it last night.
[They walk to the kitchen.]
RORY: Well, get it fixed, woman.
LORELAI: I left Luke a message just now. He'll do it.
RORY: Before or after the re-enactment of Alive?

LORELAI: Ah, Luke always gets mad when I pay someone to do something that he could do for free. And then he lectures me about it every time I see him and it's annoying. "Oh, you paid him how much to fix the window? What, you couldn't just find someone to steal your purse that day? Hey, while you're at it I've got an idea, why don't you go down to a Versateller and let them charge you five bucks to take your own money out of the bank? Or buy some tickets at Ticketmaster and wind up paying more in service charges than it would cost you to see the band? Oh, here's a great fifty buck mark up on a bottle of wine that it would have cost you ten dollars in the supermarket you're missing!"

LORELAI: Hey, did anyone ever think that maybe Sylvia Plath wasn't crazy, she was just cold?